Compact Car Appreciator Prints

"It's not as cramped as you might think. Especially, when he lowers the partition."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

The times they are a changin'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

race car drivers.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

Manifold Destiny

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

"Eating red meat, drinking alcohol, using a petrol driven car, you're such an old romantic Jefferson."

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'