Compact Car Appreciator T-Shirts

"It's not as cramped as you might think. Especially, when he lowers the partition."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

The times they are a changin'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

race car drivers.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

Manifold Destiny

The development of cars.

"Eating red meat, drinking alcohol, using a petrol driven car, you're such an old romantic Jefferson."