Authority Teaser Gifts

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Dog walking Human.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Coming to a consensus.

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

Continental marshal

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The boss is always right.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

When PJ says no, that's the end of it!

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'