Authority Teaser Gifts

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Dog walking Human.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Coming to a consensus.

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

Continental marshal

The boss is always right.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

When PJ says no, that's the end of it!

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"For the last time, I'm the principal not the Warden."