Authority Observer Pillows

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Off Duty.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'I like it!'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Words from a Senator.

Shy Man at Party

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

The artist