Authority Observer Gifts

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Off Duty.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I like it!'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

Words from a Senator.

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Shy Man at Party

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."