Government Observers Pillows

"The labor shortage is real. There's a help wanted sign for politicians."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Trump

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Police Statetion

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Bush farewell.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

EU Deal

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'