Government Watcher Pillows

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"It's not PBS. It's a pledge drive for the government."

Federal grant money hooks state and local governments.

'I'm your MP! I realize tax payers pay my salary, and I'd like an advance!'

"Vote for me if you believe in less government. I won'd do anything except collect my $175,000 salary!"

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

"I believe in less government. I don't plan to do much except collect my $175,000 congressional salary."

'Do you remember the good old days when, instead of hating politicians, voters were merely apathetic?'

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

....Suspenseful Days!

"I think I speak for all our citizens when I say that an ambulance should be called."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

Report No Evil

Andrew Cuomo

Sispyhus Revisted.

United States of Cheney.

Archbishop questions government policy

Trump

House MAGA

"This is the full policy draft?"

Shhhh

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'