Government Budget Watcher Pillows

'Hey who approved all this stimulus money for basketball arenas.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Trump

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Budget

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Police Statetion

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

EU Deal

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Where tax money goes...