Government Budget Guru Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for a government budget guru that combines comfort with clever sayings about finance, making their home or office cozy and humorous.

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"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!" mockup

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

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"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?" mockup

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!" mockup

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

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"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35." mockup

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

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Fuel bill gone through the roof

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

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Investing your savings

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

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Budget

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'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!' mockup

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

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'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!' mockup

'Well I've finished the project on time and on budget!' 'Oh, that means I've given you too much time and too much money!'

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'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.' mockup

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

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"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%." mockup

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

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"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?" mockup

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

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Blowing dust off an order book.

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"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?" mockup

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

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"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions). mockup

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order. mockup

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

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Small Businesses Go Under.

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"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling." mockup

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

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Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us Â£327.95.

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us Â£327.95. mockup

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us Â£327.95.

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It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means? mockup

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

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Where tax money goes...

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"His department suffered the death of a thousand cuts."

"His department suffered the death of a thousand cuts." mockup

"His department suffered the death of a thousand cuts."

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'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.' mockup

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

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'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!' mockup

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

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'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.' mockup

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

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'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?' mockup

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

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Budget Munchies

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Health cuts after Covid 19

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Social Welfare next!

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'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.' mockup

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

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'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.'

'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.' mockup

'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.'

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Government Budget Guru Pillows Collection

Government Budget Guru Mugs

Discover more clever and humorous products for government budget gurus on our mugs page—perfect for brightening their mornings and celebrating their expertise.

Government Budget Guru Prints

Browse our striking prints that combine humor and finance—an excellent gift for any government budget pro to decorate their space with personality.

Government Budget Guru T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts for government budget enthusiasts—great for adding some humor to their workday wardrobe.