Government Spending Watchdog Pillows

Baby Boomers and Benefits.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

Trump

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Budget

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Police Statetion

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"The Nominees"

Bush farewell.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Automatic Congressman

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

EU Deal