Australian Rules Football Gifts

The AFL Podium

Lance Franklin

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"First snowman?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

One way only.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Snowballs!

Harry Kewell

Referee's Free Kick Pack

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

No petting in the pool!

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)

Warning.