Sports Rules Scholar Gifts

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Football team discussions.

The Giamatti era

Baseball players and their qualifications.

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

Sports Lawyers

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

Teddy! Time for dinner!! I'm doing an essay on values. I need examples of oppressive values that hold people down. Sit! This hour is non-negotiable. Got it! Family values!

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Hey Frank! I've told you before that there is no cross checking in chess.'

'Once more dear. A touchdown is worth how many points?'

Guest Houses.

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Football foul (red card).

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'

'Just a reminder, gentlemen. It's 4 downs today, not 5.'

Sport section...

'Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.'

Gene Gets Kicked Out of Fight Club.

Match fixing in football.

Rugby Players and Referees.

We need a ruling on his strike zone.