Australian Rugby Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with Australian rugby a few more Pacific Islanders couldn't fix."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Surfing koala.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

The conversion.

"We're never going to finish this game if you keep calling 'jump ball' every two seconds."

Sporting maladies.

"You're the sport on my telly"

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,