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The AFL Podium

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"First snowman?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

One way only.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Referee's Free Kick Pack

Snowballs!

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

No petting in the pool!

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

Warning.

Fat Kid 1- Makes a slug (colour)