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Rugby/Aussie Rules Football - glorifies mindless violence, foul language and drug abuse.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

Lawrence of Tasmania

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Guest Houses.

'G'Day!'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Unauthorised Personnel

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'I'm from Australia, the land of hopportunity!'

Caution: This Vehicle Makes Sudden Hops.

Football foul (red card).

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'I'm a lager man meself.'