Outdoor Rules T-Shirts

Snowman

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

Football Fans

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'My feet are killing me.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”