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'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Audio Books

I.T. Fear

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Subwoofer

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Music producers.

Cello Concert

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

Red hot little combo

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"I feel so seen right now."

"Romance"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Turn down the bass."

Music Freak.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'