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"How come there's no exit?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Take a peek 50¢

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Monster in Bath

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Opt Out of Body Scans and Pat Downs - Fly Nude.

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

Giant Skater

Edward the Overtall

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

Tiny inhabitants of castle on miniature golf course flee in terror from giant golf ball.

Mane bun

Model wilderness

Tree Revenge

"I have a fun Mother's Day planned out for you."

Undesirable Tourist Attractions.