Attractions Pillows

"How come there's no exit?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Take a peek 50¢

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

At the Sloth Amusement Park

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

Giant Skater

Opt Out of Body Scans and Pat Downs - Fly Nude.

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Monster in Bath

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

"I have a fun Mother's Day planned out for you."

Tree Revenge

Model wilderness

Mane bun

Edward the Overtall

Undesirable Tourist Attractions.