Tourist Attraction Lover Pillows

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Monster in Bath

The Vineyard

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Historic and Modern Bath

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

For services to Tourism. . .

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Le Roi Kong

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'