Attraction T-Shirts

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Seriously folks...'

As Seen On TV

Valentine man in underpants.

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

Take a peek 50¢

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Follow Me!

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

"How come there's no exit?"

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Monster in Bath

Man Trying to Attract a Mate With Peacock Feathers.

Bonehenge.

Tree Revenge

Edward the Overtall

Mane bun

Model wilderness

"Oh, oh! I see cameras! They're here for me. Photo op time! Out of my way, fools!"