Attractiveness T-Shirts

A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

A Bloody Butcher

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Balloon Kids

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Wagging Dog

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Thank you bubbles

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Bouncing baby

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Football player taking the ball home.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

The Music Critic.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

As Seen On TV

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"