Attractiveness Gifts

A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

10 K Tail-Chase

Wagging Dog

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Balloon Kids

A Bloody Butcher

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Thank you bubbles

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Bouncing baby

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Football player taking the ball home.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

The Music Critic.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'