Trying To Attract Someone Gifts

Man Trying to Attract a Mate With Peacock Feathers.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Tasty.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Sexy Slot Machine

Banana striptease...

Valentine man in underpants.

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'I know I've met Mr. Right this time - we both hate Jim Carrey!'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."

Lonely Hearts - Men seeking anything that stays still long enough.

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.