Trying To Attract Someone Pillows

Man Trying to Attract a Mate With Peacock Feathers.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Tasty.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Sexy Slot Machine

Banana striptease...

Valentine man in underpants.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'

A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

Lonely Hearts - Men seeking anything that stays still long enough.

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"