Seductress Allure Lover Pillows

Delilah

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Frog Prince

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Sexy Slot Machine

"But we already had sex."

Valentine man in underpants.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

The art of fishing.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

Saguaro Cacti.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

You had me at succulents!

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."