Subtle Seducer Pillows

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"But we already had sex."

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

Saguaro Cacti.

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"I need a Smartphone, Dad?"

You had me at succulents!

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

What do you like most about presents?

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

Very little fan fair.

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

Delilah

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"He's a very subtle whistle-blower. He uses wind chimes."

the spitting cactus...

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

"I'm going out for a while..."

Cactus

Get the jump on global warming.