Subtle Seducer Gifts

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"But we already had sex."

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

You had me at succulents!

What do you like most about presents?

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"I need a Smartphone, Dad?"

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

Very little fan fair.

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"I'm going out for a while..."

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

Delilah

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"He's a very subtle whistle-blower. He uses wind chimes."

the spitting cactus...

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

Cactus

I don't know why I love rainy days. I just do.