Seductress Allure Lover Gifts

Delilah

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Call it Tough Love.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Valentine man in underpants.

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Frog Prince

"But we already had sex."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Sexy Slot Machine

The art of fishing.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

Candles In Bed

Saguaro Cacti.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

You had me at succulents!

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."