Seduction Sensei Gifts

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Banana striptease...

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Valentine man in underpants.

VACCINATION REFUSAL

Sexy Slot Machine

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

"We've replaced the old look with a new look to get a better outlook."

You say steam, water and snow are all the same thing? Chemistry. Yep -- They're "ice-otopes".

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

Conference Bingo

"What if global warming is real?"

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

Alien in Science Fiction Section

Delilah

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

"It's been tested in a harem."

"Ten, night, eight, seven. . . ."

"No, I paid the electric bill."

"One of you will unfriend me."

Swindler's List

"In my opinion we should lift the lockdown now... before the pandemic is over."

"This call may be recorded, set to music, and released on our own label, where we retain all rights. How can I help you today?"