Seduction Strategist Pillows

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Banana striptease...

'I sent out for everything.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Dating the efficiency expert.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Valentine man in underpants.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"I married for contrast."

Sexy Slot Machine

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"