Seduction Expert Pillows

Sexy Slot Machine

"Call me?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boyfriend of the Month.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"The etchings are in the library."

The Stages of Wine

Tartar sauce.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Banana striptease...

Valentine man in underpants.

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

Social butterfly

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'Easy Chair.'

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I'm a simple man, really."