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"Call me?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boyfriend of the Month.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

Tartar sauce.

The Stages of Wine

"The etchings are in the library."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Valentine man in underpants.

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

Banana striptease...

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

". . .and so the Defense rests, based on those facts, to the best of my manipulation."

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

"I'm a simple man, really."

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

Social butterfly