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"It's been tested in a harem."

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Barman In Love.

Boyfriend of the Month.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

Tartar sauce.

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"The etchings are in the library."

The Stages of Wine

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Sexy Slot Machine

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Banana striptease...

Valentine man in underpants.

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

Social butterfly

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I'm a simple man, really."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."