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"It's been tested in a harem."

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boyfriend of the Month.

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

The Stages of Wine

"The etchings are in the library."

Tartar sauce.

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Valentine man in underpants.

Banana striptease...

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Sexy Slot Machine

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"I'm a simple man, really."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

Social butterfly

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

Babe magnet