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"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

BLESS YOU

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Meetings

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

False teeth and old man in reverse roles.

Valentine man in underpants.

Pretending To Care

Banana striptease...

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

Sexy Slot Machine

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"This isn't really helping."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

Portrait of David Lynch

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

"I'll say it worked-he showed the white flag alright last night!"

'I could demand he stop listing reasons for a raise, but it's the most creative work he does.'

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."