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'And don't forget to hold your own tonight.'

Changing Minds

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

'...and by persuading your bosses to send you on this course, you've all passed!'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

Meetings

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"This isn't really helping."

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"I wasn't persuaded by his presentation. His logic was strong but his threats were weak."

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'I could demand he stop listing reasons for a raise, but it's the most creative work he does.'

'Quality time, Gloria?'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'

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