Persuasion Expert T-Shirts

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"Oh for God's sake! How many times do I have to flap my arms like this before you agree with me?!"

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

Changing Minds

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Debate Club Note

'...and by persuading your bosses to send you on this course, you've all passed!'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

Sexy Slot Machine

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

"Sir, the tip of the iceberg."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"I wasn't persuaded by his presentation. His logic was strong but his threats were weak."

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"Let's get readyyyyy—to fall for really great marketing."

'You really know how to ask for the order!'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'