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Model wilderness

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Rise of Modern Art

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Raphael

"Then what happened?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'