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"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Beach con-man.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.