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Tiny inhabitants of castle on miniature golf course flee in terror from giant golf ball.

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Snowmen Around The World...

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan