Attending A Championship Pillows

Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.

Sloaney Pony.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

A day at the races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A man cheers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Cheerleaders

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The commentators want to run the officials...

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"It's the racket season again!"

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Soccer Fans.

"Any apologies for absence?"

"I want the contract to say that if we win the championship, no one pours champagne on my head."

Celebrations/fights in the dug-out.

The Joust

Five minutes everybody.