Atm Humorist Gifts

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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COWMIKAZES

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Champagne at the hunt

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Medusa's baby picture

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"It's obviously an original."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Gunswinger

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."