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"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

COWMIKAZES

Gustav Holst

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Champagne at the hunt

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

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