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Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

'I win!!

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"Wait until that cat climbs another tree."

Toad in the Hole in the Wall.

Making automatic tellers more lifelike.

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

'Today another financial firm went kerflooey and here with us is an expert to explain the economic impact of 'Kerflooey.''

'It's true their security is better here but they don't have overdraft fees.'

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'