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Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

ATM machines in shops.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

I have a dream.

All Major Cash Honored.

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

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The Robot's Trophy

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

'Bad dog!'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."