Atm Adventures Gifts

'Quit stalling, lady. I'm not an idiot. Now, what's your PIN number?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Physicist in restaurant.

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

Gas eyedropper.

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

Very best ATM's.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

Set Sail

PANIC!

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

Saving for Winter.

The bank has modernized the ATM's! I could do without the laugh track when I ask for my balance.

The Cash Pointer Sisters

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

'I win!!

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."