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Secret Identity Theft.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

'I'd say it's pre-liposuction.'

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

Wordilly Durdillies - Junk food

"Tut! You've tapped in the wrong number again!"

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Very best ATM's.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

The bank has modernized the ATM's! I could do without the laugh track when I ask for my balance.

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

'I win!!

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"Wait until that cat climbs another tree."

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

IRS Pay Taxes Here. If money did grow on trees, you can bet the IRS would be out on a limb!

Making automatic tellers more lifelike.

'Today another financial firm went kerflooey and here with us is an expert to explain the economic impact of 'Kerflooey.''

Toad in the Hole in the Wall.