Atelier Of Anticipation Gifts

'No,I'm not here to see the doctor,just the magazines.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Jackson Pollock Studio

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"You're closer. You get it."

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

"We're still pre-rich."

A sculptor sculpts his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Suspense

"That was the vet - the cat's pregnant, not me."

Tactile Art.

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"Say, I like that!"

"If you do not wish to know the results look away now..."

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

Suspense

"I paint what I see."

'Actually, I'm working on a new computer password.'

Woman looking into a jewellery shop window is left holding just a coat

Couples compare their ambitions for their future children.

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"Exceeding customers expectations is made easier when they, generally speaking, expect us to be rubbish!"

Oh, there he is...

Him who waits.