"You're closer. You get it."
Delivery Anticipation Gifts
For those who love the thrill of waiting, our collection of items celebrating delivery anticipation offers playful humor and charming designs to make time fly while eagerly awaiting your package. Perfect for anyone who finds joy in the little moments of anticipation.
Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
The Official Covid-19 Diet
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
Food deliverer's baby.
"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
North Pole twinned with Amazon
"Anything for me?"
"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."
"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"
Please take a number.
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"
Modern Cupid
"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"
"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"
'Did you order something from Amazon?'
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
Transplant delivery
'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'
Two Pints Today Please.
Junk Mail.
'Traffic Jam.'
Caution Fragile
'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'
"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"
'Sure I can do same day service.'
'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"
Working hard to maintain customer relations
"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"
Delivery Anticipation Gifts Collection
Delivery Anticipation Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate delivery anticipation with clever and funny designs—ideal for coffee breaks during those long wait days.
Delivery Anticipation Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that bring humor and comfort to your home décor, highlighting the joy and anticipation of waiting for your deliveries.
Delivery Anticipation Prints
Decorate your space with prints that humorously capture the essence of delivery anticipation—adding fun and wit to any room.
Delivery Anticipation T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts inspired by the fun of waiting for packages. Perfect for casual wear and making a pun or two about delivery days.