Delivery Anticipation Pillows

"You're closer. You get it."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Food deliverer's baby.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Please take a number.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Modern Cupid

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

'Traffic Jam.'

Caution Fragile

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Two Pints Today Please.

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"We're still pre-rich."