Anticipation Pillows

Oh, there he is...

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

Late BroomStick

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You're closer. You get it."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Waiting for...'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"We're still pre-rich."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Suspense

An accident waiting to happen.