Anticipation Pillows

Oh, there he is...

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Late BroomStick

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"You're closer. You get it."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Waiting for...'

I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"We're still pre-rich."

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Suspense